"Me thinks the result would be a race between Sarah & Cameron to rip his head off."

"Ten each for Cameron, John and Derek:

Cameron:
- You should write Andy a note if you can't cry.
- I couldn't find a birthday cake for John so I bought him a screwdriver.
- Your son is in love with a machine.
- You're inefficient.
- I know John better than you do. I don't have to be his mother to know him.
- Charlie could lead Cromartie to us.
- You're always angry at me so I thought I might give you a diamond because they're a girl's best friend.
- Me and John were just making conversation. We were getting to know each other better.
- Can I watch you sleep?
- Your son is a bastard. He was born out of wedlock.

John (+1):
- I told Derek that Kyle was my father. Are you going to spank me now?
- Your cooking is awful.
- I didn't come home tonight because I thought it was better eating at a restaurant.
- You might be my mother, but sometimes your ideas on parenting are ridiculous.
- Ok, you're the mother of the future, but you're not the one who beats Skynet, so sometimes I can just ignore you.
- I think I'd prefer a foster mother.
- My pancakes taste better than your's.
- Deck me!
- As a mother, sometimes you can be a psychopath.
- The only reason why I gave out pictures of you to soldiers in the future was because I felt sorry for you for being such a lousy mother.
- I'm a bastard. I was born out of wedlock.

Derek:
- I didn't kill Andy Goode.
- It wasn't me.
- You're hot.
- You're nothing like what I expected of the mother of John Connor.
- I can teach John to be a better leader than you.
- I didn't know John Connor's mother was such a bitch.
- I was in your room today. I found some nice-looking undies.
- Your son is a pervert.
- Your son is the son of a bitch.
- Your son is a bastard. He was born out of wedlock."

"You still stay in touch with that orderly at the psych ward? He had great hands huh?"