At present, this is the planning page.

I'm turning over some ideas for a new piece of fan faction that I'm considering writing.

First of all, I mean for it to be a parody and to be funny, so anyone without a sense of humor or those who consider anything violating TSCC canon as a blasphemy, please read no further. I don't think you'd like it.

OVERVIEW: I'm thinking of storyline that very loosely skims over the 2 seasons of TSCC we have so far, but with a humorous twist that includes the following elements.

THE GOOD GUYS:
The current cast of characters as themselves.

A HARDCORE faction from the future resistance that call themselves "THE SHIPPERS" (Their ranks are a collection of characters sent by from the future to assist the Conners that are easily recognizable as posters from this forum, to assist the heroes).

THE BAD GUYS:
The current cast of villians as themselves

The TSCC character's "Evil Twins" from the Star Trek "Mirror Mirror" parallel universe where everyone's evil twin has a goatee.

A HARDCORE faction from the future resistance that call themselves "THE ANTI-SHIPPERS" (Their ranks are a collection of characters from the future to assist the bad guys, that are easily recognizable as posters to this forum).

The whole "Mirror Mirror" universe thing will kick in when Cameron uses the time travel bubble to skip ahead to the future. They will unknowingly slide over into the "Mirror Mirror" universe as they travel forward through time. So as the story unfolds from that point forward, we will have the "Good" guys running around and the "Evil Twin" guys running around doing the same things. Only they won't know about each other, and each group will constantly experience the problems created by the other group for comedy purposes These comedy purposes will hint at what some might call "plot holes", "Continuity issues" and "Stupid Actions" by the characters, that don't make sense under normal circumstances, but make "perfect" sense if you know about their "Evil Twins" =D

Bad Ass Sarah is the Good guy.....Crazy Sarah will have the Goatee
Bad Ass John is the Good guy...."Emo" John will have the Goatee
Bad Ass Cameron is the Good guy....Malfunctioning Cameron will have the Goatee
Bad Ass Derek is the Good Guy, but already has a goatee...so "Evil" Derek is clean shaven
Jesse was always an evil meanie...so she's ALWAYS sporting a goatee (She's also the secret leader of the ANTI-SHIPPER faction)

>>> BEHIND THE SCENES AT FOX <<<
Nice Josh Friedman is the good guy trying to make a great show, but already has a goatee..."Evil" Josh is trying to sabotage the show and is a clean shaven

>>> TSCC WIKI FORUM PERSONALITIES MAKING AN APPEARANCE IN THIS FANFIC PARODY <<<

600 Series: In the role of a villain character (An actual 600 series Terminator unit, as described in T1 "The 600 series had rubber skin,
we spotted them easy. These new models are different, sweat, bad breath, everything). Being a "old" model means always being
a day late and a dollar short for plot purposes).

Pharazon: In the role of a "Tough as nails", hard core SHIPPER, traveling time to fight the good fight an make sure the future leader of
the human resistance isn't a "Metal Virgin".

Turncoat: A "SHIPPER FACTION" member and cunning jack of all trades. Turncoat has infiltrated the FBI, posing as a private detective
and "asset" for Agent Ellison, he is "Officially" using his detective skills and FBI resources to track down the Conners for the FBI.
"Unofficially", his secretive faction of Shippers are working to "remove" obstacles preventing the "union of man and machine" inside
the Conner home...which is vitally important for the future destiny of mankind's future after Judgment Day.

The Turtle: Another member of the Shippers faction, but a unique operative who speaks Spanish and amazingly has English subtitles
appear in front of him (And no, we still haven't figured out how he manages to do that yet).

ClaudeFTW: Andy, brilliant research scientist and all around nice guy, was instrumental in developing a vaccine that helped immunize the
survivors of mankind from the killer virus from episode 12, but unfortunately the immunization came too late to help Andy, as he was
already infected. Andy's only hope for survival is to travel back in time and tell the young John Conner to stop farting around chasing
Riley and save they family from episode 12, who's daughter will eventually provide a cure for Andy in the future. However, Andy's
weaked body will not survive the stress of time travel. In a stroke of genius, John Conner hacks the chip of a T-950 Terminator and
implanting Andy's brain's biometrics on the chip, thus creating a reprogrammed terminator with Andy's mind...known as
ClaudeFTW.

Deadpool: In multiple cameo appearances, as a mutilated corpse that is slowly growing back together and is constantly getting pissed
about other characters calling him "deadpoo". =D


ScotWithOne T: A sinister and devious member of the Anti-Shipper faction...Hanging out in the Jameron thread...e-friendz with many
shippers...mysterious black-ops agent out to infiltrate the Shippers...getting the inside info on what the Shippers are up to, possibly in
league with Crazy-Sarah and her unyielding quest to stop Cameron from "getting jiggy" with young John Conner.

ChrisCoachKKincey: The refined and controversial mystery man, who shows up from time to time to rile things up. He's tracked down
this elusive Fox big shot known as Josh Friedman, who has some connection to all the ills befalling the world of Terminator: The
Sarah Conner Chronicles, but what exactly IS Josh's role in all the troubles? The connection isn't quite clear...and why does Josh
sometimes have a goatee and sometimes not? The one thing that is clear is that Josh is in danger of single-handedly creating the
"destruction" of both TSCC the TV show and this fanfic parody...AND HE MUST BE STOPPED!

kingsteve: Another heroic member of the Shipper faction who has embraced the concept of "Jameron as Religion". A foul mouthed, gun
nut of an Englishman, kingsteve places all of his faith in the philosophy of "Jameron"...and has the firepower to wage a one man
crusade to see it happen, if need be.


>>> OTHER APPEARANCES <<<

Cadreofcows: In the role of comic relief (What could be funnier than an side kick character, who's avatar brings to mind a vision of an unemployed, overgrown gopher, with a cigarette in one hand, a machine gun in the other, a tattoo on his belly that reads "THE ROD" with an arrow pointing down, that hangs around the Conner house all day, bumming smokes, drinking all the beer and watching cable porn).

The Armenian Gangsters who end up selling "The Turk" to Weaver will need connections to the U.S. underworld, possibly in the form of a mysterious and unidentified, radical, trans-humanist terrorist.


>>> WHAT I STILL NEED <<<

Both FrenchFanofTSCC and Spear401 have offered their services in my casting call.

Spear401 reports being neutral on shipping and good for smart ass remarks and sarcasm, which sounds like either an FBI Agent working with Ellison or a Friendly Neighborhood Radio Shack clerk giving young John Conner a hard time over buying tech gadgets. Which do you prefer?

As for FrenchFanofTSCC and any other forum friends who want to have an appearance in the story, what type of character would you like to written in as?

A good guy
A bad guy
A "Shipper" faction character
An "Anti-shipper" faction character
An FBI agent character
A cop character
A criminal type character (Arms dealer, gang member, mafia type, etc)

I still need a few forum personalities for villain terminator units, possibly forum pals with avatar's that conjure endo-skeletal visions in our readers minds....in a Termin-tater-tot and/or Veran sort of way.