Fanfic: Satire on our future Terminator entertainmentThis is a featured page



Are you a Sarah Connor fan?
Caminator in action!


NOTE: There's a cool Terminator thingie I found on www.GetTerminated.com. You'll probably want to make your own. Click on this link to view mine:

http://www.getterminated.com/banner/banner.php?imageName=e2d375b74e13cb4dd0b18bd3010c059b.jpg&model= T-888-341 Special Ops&date=2.19.2009

I also added a cool photo of the Caminator and an even cooler (rare) deleted scene of young Sarah and Kyle fighting in T1 - a REAL gem! - thanks to the caring fans here at the wiki that helped technically challenged me to get these up on the page.

COOL VINTAGE SARAH VIDEO FROM T1 Update: somehow, the vid got nuked here, so here's the link for that page: http://terminatorwiki.fox.com/video/4167340/-

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My hats off to LiquidMetal, who started the TSCC will be back...thread, which lifted my spirits after reading the JF blog and having a meltdown. A bottle of wine helped, and comedy spewed out, which is part of the healing process.

Read and enjoy, or flame me (wouldn't be the first tiem) as is your pleasure: http://terminatorwiki.fox.com/thread/2464508/Fanfic%3A+Satire+on+our+future+Terminator+entertainment Your comments are appreciated.

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This is part of a project to create a TSCC fan game, and I'd like to put fan art and writing projects on the www.NoFateGame.com website (we just registered it yesterday, so it still needs to be built) so others can share and enjoy. I envision this project as a clearinghouse where fans can interact re TSCC and do things that are fun and exciting.

If you''d like to be involved just contact me. We have a growing number of fans that are talented and creative, and we (I) invite your input, feedback, thoughts, submissions and involvement. Email me at NotFateGame@yahoo.com.

I am trying to collect eveyone's availablity info so we can schedule our brainstroming session. Should be invigorating! We have a fan page at
http://terminatorwiki.fox.com/page/TSCC+Game+Projects where you can go for updates. PS, we NEED more gifted fans to help set up these pages and artsie junk: you know what's cool, and many of you can do this stuff in your sleep! (I can't and I know I suck at it, but I think this project/effort for TSCC empowerment is a worthy one, so I putting it out there for anyone that can help to do so...)
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SET UP: I was responding to a post by richardstevenhack (thanks man, for the inspiration!) who said: "I'm not wildly interested in the Savannah character. In my view, she's there just to make Weaver resemble an "evil Sarah". Therefore I really don't care much what happens to her and her show appearances should be kept to a bare minimum.

Allegedly based on some hints I've seen, John Henry gets involved with her, kidnaps her or something, maybe like the scene in Frankenstein with the blind guy, puts her under threat somehow because he doesn't know his own strength or whatever, and Ellison has to retrieve her.

Nice plot for yet another STANDALONE episode - but unless that moves the final resolutions forward, which it doesn't sound like it does, it's going to be another huge time waster. Perhaps useful for exploring John Henry's development, but remember they don't have a lot of episodes left - and they have a lot of resolutions to deal with based on Josh's list.

"John Henry gets involved with her, kidnaps her or something, maybe like the scene in Frankenstein with the blind guy, puts her under threat somehow because he doesn't know his own strength or whatever, and Ellison has to retrieve her."

I wrote this as a reply:
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Ellison recovers girl, but she dies. Sees non-emo from CW, questions this (not quite trusting her all along) and she computes ruse is up, kills him. JH finds out, attacks CW. Three dead.

FBI investigates death of former member - his wife? - and Sarah finds out about it. Maybe wife gets too close, gets killed. (I'd not like to see Savannah die)

Sarah confronts CW undercover as agent. Her questions lead CW that she knows more than she let's on - as she also knew about the missing body of Cromartie - CW decides to "bring her in" as replacement for Ellison.

Cameron stabs JF until he agrees to revive Firefly series, or she'll kick his ass from two different character perspectives. Quest becomes to find one coherent plot between them. Whole debacle gets international pub when Summer has Caminator flashback at T4 premiere, screaming "I could have been in this, you bastard!" as she shoot JF in leg. Later, wonders what problem is: she didn't kill him.

Fox renews "ballsy" show with big raises for all. Ratings go thru roof. Girls everywhere wear short jackets with Glock 9 mm concealed. Fashion trend. McG is forced to write Cameron and Derek into T5 script, but Bale shouts at Derek on screen while in character, and Derek in characters knocks Bale out for real. Script is re-written that Derek becomes leader of the splinter faction and secretly sent Jesse and Riley back all along.


[DELETED SCENE: Hamilton is dropped from T5 as voice over and is replaced by Lena: bigger star. TSCC becomes cult favorite: starts own TV network playing TSCC 24 hours per day, minus contractual/gratuitous of another Terminator movie at least once a week; becomes it’s own political party but Arnold tries to hold a coup as best chance to become President. James Cameron is thus voted in as Wisest Man of all Time, and escapes three assassination attempts by Spielberg, Will Smith, and Terrell Owens. Some Brothas apparently think anyone can be President now…]

By T5 flashback is writtne in script for TSCC "past" shows: Jesse and Riley hunted by Sarah who has made it her life's ambition to skin both of them alive. Fuck humanity until this objective is obtained. John is on his own and becomes a Roadie for "Girls Gone Wild" series for lack of anything better to do. Plus, he figures no "tactically rich" targets on tropical islands no one cares about.

Jesse has secret time machine that was built into hotel she's staying at, bc her dad was the owner when he was alive. She was supposed to come back to future but like living la vida loca, ala Paris Hilton, now a BFF. SC is on to her however, and Jesse must hightail it back; but operating time machine is two man job for humans and so Riley must come too - making her the most annoying person in all of history, twice.

By T6 they capture Riley on audio tape being annoy ing and broadcast his in the field via old boom box stereo systems found in low rider cars buried in East LA. These broadcasts not only confuse field _T-60o's, but cause them to shot each other at random to stop the pain - a new "experience" for them, but one human's have known since 2008...T-600's shoot themselves when no other targets are available: whenever they hear Riley someone/thing must die! In a an act of desperation, Skynet orders all Terminators to "go outside" in an effort to insulate/dampen itself from sound of Riley's annoying. In an act of madness as sound seeps through anyway, Skynet self terminates: life is not worth living if they can't escape Riley

Riley would be new savior of mankind if not for all T-1000's become self aware in 2029 and combine into one glob with the sole purpose of stabbing Riley. Internal rift ensues within supper T1000 glob as some want to stab her as slow and painfully as possible and some just want to do her quick. This hesitation allows Riley to escape and she runs off to parts unknown, leaving a "trail of annoyance" in her wake

JC and remainder of Resistance figure its a fair trade off for T-1000's to hunt Riley: better her than them! With the war over Derek confesses to JC that it was him all along and he apologies for cock blocking as he was secretly a Jameron shipper and felt JC should not have all the fun: he had never had a threesome, and it took him years to convince Jesse into this and she could be killed at any time. Window was small for that operation, and closing fast: had to remove JC or had no chance at all for success! JC understood as he was horny too, and had considered giving Cameron "new orders" since high school.

The men shake hands, give each other strangely uncomfortable man hug, and try to figure out what woman to put the moves on that will believe they won the war and not Riley - and wouldn't care. Humanity was at the brink; most had died, and mankind desperately needed to repopulate the world, but it was still hard to get laid: all the booze had run out by 2021!



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ChrisCoachKKincey What the Future Holds for TSCC 0 Feb 25 2009, 10:40 PM EST by ChrisCoachKKincey
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I didn't know you could start a thread from a page (didn't know how to make a page util today), but this is a short satire on what the end of the season holds for TSCC and beyond.

I wrote this in another thread, but so many asked for it I am posting it in its own cubby hole. Hope you like it.
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