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Hello, my name is Johnny! MY VITALS-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Home town: Location: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MORE ABOUT ME... I joined this wiki because: I couldn't find any other group of people who would discuss this show intelligently. The best word to describe me is: human. Interests: 80's speed metal, industrial, techno, and late 70's and early 80's punk. Snowboarding, skating, and driving my bad ass Caddi!(profile update: Alas, the Cocaine white pirate vessel is no more... Now I got an Eddie Bauer Expedition and that bad motherf***er is a MONSTER!) Playing HALO3, meeting new friends and ignoring old enemies (you know who you are!), swimming, diving, camping, and other general hell raising activities. I also like golf, football, and bright, shiny objects. Oh, and naked women. Favorite movies: 300, Saw 1-4, Hostel 1&2, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Search for the Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, Office Space(have you seen my stapler?), The Matrix Trilogy, Grindhouse, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown (AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf***er in the room, accept no substitutes.), The Usual Suspects, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, True Romance, From Dusk Till Dawn, George Romero zombie movies, Half-Baked, Cheech & Chong, Full Metal Jacket, The Crow, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Repo Man(best punk rock science fiction movie of all time!!!) Plan 9 from Outer Space, R.H.P.S., Harold and Maude, Sid and Nancy, Decline of the Western Civilization, Assault on Precinct 13, Escape from New York, the Fog, the Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Halloween 1 and 2, Dark City, Equilibrium, Gattaca, Enter the Dragon, Chinese Connection, Return of the Dragon, Fist of Fury, Game of Death, anything from Wicked or Vivid, cheesy 70's blaxploitation flicks, women in prison flicks, etcetera... Favorite TV shows: My hero(es): My stepfather and of course, mom, who raised my sister and I by herself, my grandfather who fought in WWII so that you and I wouldn't have to speak German, Tyler Durden, Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, CLAMMY!!! Zim and GIR!!! If you don't know about that, you don't know Jack! Jack Bauer (Fact #1: Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.), The Incredible Hulk, Snake Plissken, Hugh Hefner (the ORIGINAL PIMP DADDY!), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, and Michael Savage! My superpower is: To be able to see through the bulls**t and figure out the truth from the information I am given. If I could live anywhere, it would be: I'd live in Florence, Italy. If you've never been there, trust me when I tell you that there is no place that is more beautiful on this planet. My dream job(s): I used to be a Game Tester for SEGA about 15 years ago... Favorite Quotes: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. -Tyler Durden Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk. -March Hare Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. -Anton LaVey No matter how cleverly you sneak up on a mirror, your reflection always looks you straight in the eye. -Louis Cypher Hey Joe, you want me to shoot this guy? -Mr. Blonde Shit... You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. -Mr. White Little girls, this seems to say, never stop upon your way, never trust a stranger friend, no-one knows how it will end! As you're pretty, so be wise! Wolves may lurk in every guise! Now, as then, it's simple truth, sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth! -Rosaleen Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully. -Maude Do or do not; there is no try. - Master Yoda Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained. -William Blake I'll have to send you a love letter! Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!... In dreams... I walk with you. In dreams... I talk to you. In dreams, you're mine... all the time. Forever. -Frank Booth Life is full of choices, if you have the guts to go for it. That's why I get immediately bored with anyone's complaining about how boring their life is, or how bad their town is. Fucking leave and go somewhere else. Or don't. -Henry Rollins There are so many hammocks to catch you if you fall, so many laws to keep you from experience. All these cities I have been in the last few weeks make me fully understand the cozy, stifling state in which most people pass through life. I don't want to pass through life like a smooth plane ride. All you do is get to breathe and copulate and finally die. I don't want to go with the smooth skin and the calm brow. I hope I end up a blithering idiot cursing the sun - hallucinating, screaming, giving obscene and inane lectures on street corners and public parks. People will walk by and say, "Look at that drooling idiot. What a basket case." I will turn and say to them "It is you who are the basket case. For every moment you hated your job, cursed your wife and sold yourself to a dream that you didn't even conceive. For the times your soul screamed yes and you said no. For all of that. For your self-torture, I see the glowing eyes of the sun! The air talks to me! I am at all times!" And maybe, the passers by will drop a coin into my cup. -Henry Rollins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SAY HELLO! Leave me a comment below, or send me a private message or compliment!
Latest page update: Mar 27 2009, 11:46 AM EDT
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